Type these words into your music library and name the first song that appears.
Happy: “Beat Down in the Key of Happy” - Four Year Strong
Sad: “Sick & Sad” - Catch 22
Love: “Love Love, Kiss Kiss” Alkaline Trio
Hate: “Don’t Hate Me” - The Get Up Kids
Light: “Hold on Tightly, Let go Lightly” - Boys Night Out
Dark: “Dancing in the Dark” - Bruce Springsteen
Good: “Good Vibrations” - The Beach Boys
Bad: “Bad Moon Rising” Creedence Clearwater Revival
NYC commutes are interesting in the sense that they are incredibly repetitive. You start to see the same people every morning, in the same train cars, getting off at the same stops etc.
Every morning as I’m exiting the subway, I see the same woman handing out that day’s issue of Metro (one of…
The kindness of strangers, as Blanche DuBois can attest to, is something some depend on. My friend Annie is one of those great people who posses the brilliant aspects of human nature.
Everyone should run a play from her book every once and a while. Kevin Spacey that shit and pay it forward guys. Imagine a world where everyone only cared about themselves? It would be no Pleasantville I’ll tell you that much. It would be a dark, dark world where we shine a Bat signal in hopes a hero of the night will save us all from despair.
Seriously if you don’t read or follow 2birds1blog, you’re blowing it. Sometimes it’s hard to believe this girl isn’t me or one of my friends (specifically one, Lu). The girl is hilarious & real. If you can’t back her blog style, you’re crazy (and probably dead below the waist)
Admittedly I was play Family Feud on Facebook during the work day, and next I might even watch Real House Wives of NJ on Hulu, fight me. But right now this issue is that I want to fight myself.
Category on Family Feud “Tell me Woman’s names with 3 letters” named all but the last two, Jan and KIM… KIM, that is my own god given name. It didn’t even cross my mind! Am I kidding myself over here? Yikes, all time stupidity low!
All time high however, sulking with a jar of Nutella and dipping pretzels rods into it.
I’m not sure why people drive like idiots, but it’s getting more and more unbearable. I haven’t done too much driving outside the Dirty Jersey, but I’ve had my share of road trips up the great east coast. Which is enough for me to question why some people are even allowed to drive.
I think the main issue is entitlement. Americans believe they are entitled to a license and that’s the first problem. People make bad decisions and never want to take responsibility for their actions. That’s absurd.
Places like Germany charge you over $1,000 to initially get your license. There are also major penalties for not driving safely. There are on-the-spot fines for practically every offense imaginable, and if you do not have enough cash on you there’s a chance your car will be impounded!
People think, “oh in Germany their major highway has no speed limit, that’s crazy!”. Nein, Du spinnst! You’re the crazy one, they have the fear instilled not to drive like a lunatic. Even this country who’s national bird is practically the beer stein has no problem with drunk drivers. Their legal BAC level is the lowest tolerable in the world.
Americans need to get it together. I do have an affinity for Germany and European countries of the like, but I’m not being terribly bias. I love America! Hell, I even start USA chants in public spaces on the regular. I just think we need to do ourselves a favor and take 5 to stay alive*
*(PSA brought to you by my love for being a breathing/living human)
I don’t know why everyone is in a frenzy over this survey that came out that 50% of women (and even 25% of men) would give up a summer of sex in exchange for not gaining 10 pounds…. well yea, duh. Of course most people would go with that. Our society pretty much set themselves up for that one.
High school girls invented anorexia as soon as Madonna came around strutting her stuff in the 80s. Hell, I bet even ancient Egyptian women were tossing there cookies when they saw Cleopatra. Even guys are sticking their fingers down their throats to make weight class requirements for wrestling… everyone is a victim in some shape or form, this is America after all. So let’s not all gasp and get bent out of shape over this survey, we all know what goes on behind closed doors.
Marilyn Monroe (via uncannie)
I can’t say anything more about this than simply: YES
My boyfriend Will started a blog, because I made him… this is my greatest accomplishment in life! So enjoy his humor because I do!
